The other day I had a pile of dirty clothes sitting on the bed. The clothes happened to be on Dan the Man's side of the bed so he decided to fold them, thinking that they were clean.
I was in the living room minding my own business when he calls to me from the bedroom...
Dan the Man: Are these clothes on the bed clean or dirty?
Me: Dirty!
Dan the Man: Oh, because I just folded over half of them and was wondering why the socks were so stiff!
LOL! Thanks for the laugh Danny! AND thanks for folding the laundry...