That's a LOOOOOOONG Egg!

Today's Eggs...

"One of these things is not like the others,

One of these things just doesn't belong,

Can you tell which thing is not like the others

By the time I finish my song?"

Go ahead and watch the video...

I loved it as a child and after watching it again,

I realize I still like it!

Such a catchy song...

Bet you're smiling... :)

(Did you catch Bob's plunder?)

You Call That an Egg??

Here is the winner of the ugly egg of the day contest.





Some hen should be ashamed of this creation.

This egg is not even symmetrical.





What happened ladies?

And what is with all the lines and creases?




How do such deformities happen?


Don't ask me...
I have no idea.

Who's the Slacker?

Okay ladies...


Who is the slacker?


Who is laying eggs the size of malted milk balls?






Seriously...


I know it's been cold, but come on, you have the Taj Mahal when it comes to chicken coops. Dan the Man built your exquisite coop with love and so many amenities (beautiful sliding glass windows, completely insulated, an electric wall heater, a light set on a timer so you get the proper amount of light each day, nesting boxes filled with fresh litter on a regular basis, the most expensive waterer and feeder, custom roosts that I personally constructed with my own two hands from real branches...)


So don't go telling me that it is too cold to lay a normal sized egg.


I'm not buying that lame excuse.


What more do you need?


Really...