You might just be a Country Chicken Girl if...
... you go to put on your coat and it feels a little heavy. When you check your pockets you find an egg or two!
... you make more chicken feed in a month than you make dinner for your family in a month.
... you have more egg cartons than you do shoes.
... you get excited and giddy when you are shopping and find an article of clothing with a chicken on it!
... your excuse is "I can't because I have to process (butcher) chickens" and it's the truth.
... your friend's children don't know your first name, but they know you as that "Chicken Girl."
... people stop asking you how your children are but instead ask you "How are the chickens?"
... Martha Stewart starts reading your blog and starts taking your photo ideas!
... people stop asking you how your children are but instead ask you "How are the chickens?"
... Martha Stewart starts reading your blog and starts taking your photo ideas!
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You really are something else!!! You need to go world wide with your comedy and wisdom!
ReplyDeleteMissed you tonight, Chicken Chicky!
ReplyDeletePS -- Don't hug Dan the Man without checking your pockets. Ewwwh!
OMGosh. I howled with glee at this. I love your sense of humor. Thank you for sharing so much of yourself with us. I am so glad I found you and your chickens. I think it's love... : )
ReplyDeleteMartha's got nothing on you! - Monique
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