Country Chicken Girl (CCG): Tatee, look what mama bought for you!
Tatee: What is it? Let me see, let me see, let me see! I hope it is something good to eat!
CCG: Look, it's a cute little doggie outfit I got at Target for only $2.50! You'll look adorable in it. I got a large, hope you fit into it.
Tatee: Are you serious? You spent money on that hideous thing? You aren't getting that on me in a million years. I'll scratch your eyes out.
A couple of minutes later, the CCG adorned her beloved Tatee with his new Christmas outfit and outside they went to take some cute pictures! Tatee is such a good kitty and loves the CCG so much that he didn't put up too much of a fight putting on the little elf outfit.
Tatee: I'll pose for a few pictures, but I won't like it. AND I won't smile.
CCG: Oh Tatee, you look soooooooo cute! What a good boy you are. Let's try a few with you and me. Dan the Man will take them for us.
Tatee: If Dan was a real Man, he would save me from this humiliating situation!
Dan the Man: Sorry Tatee, but you know if mama doesn't get her way and ain't happy, then NO body's happy. Just suck it up and it will all be over in a flash.
CCG: Now smile Tatee!
CCG: That's a pretty good one.
CCG: Oh Tatee, you are beautiful!
CCG: Let's try some silly ones!
Tatee: The first chance I get I'm bolting!
Tatee: That's it, I'm done!